[sound of sweet wrappers being opened]

Bet you're all so jealous. And why, you ask?

[brief pause]

Because I have cherry lollipops!

[evil laughter]

Oooh, you poor little people! So deprived!

[more evil laughter]

I have nothing more of interest to say.

[childish humming as Tisiphone sticks her tongue out at the screen]

Out!